It is with great amusement (and no small measure of trepidation) that I present this interactive entertainment, inspired by a rather eventful scene in Lady Wynwood’s Spies, Volume 8: Traitor. By supplying a series of words—nouns, verbs, and the like—you shall produce your own rendition of a most unorthodox encounter involving disguise, deception, and a regrettably persuasive impersonation. Simply complete the form and click “Reveal the Story” to view your creation. I am further informed that one may click the button again to witness alternate interpretations: some grave, others absurd, and one or two quite likely to draw the attention of the Aunties.

For Ramparts use only. Absolutely not to be circulated at tea.

This diversion is unofficial, unauthorised, and not admissible in any report.